THE BAILER -_-
You’ve spent the day trying to finish all of your errands on time. You’ve destroyed your closet to realize you have nothing to wear so you’ve gone out and bought something cute for the night. You’ve done your hair AND makeup when you get the “I think I’m stay in tonight” text.
Better yet those people who get you all excited to go out but when it comes time, is no where to be found. I mean they aren’t returning calls, txts, or emails. WTF. It was your idea to hangout. Why are you now avoiding me? Why do I now have to hunt you down to make sure your even alive???
There is nothing more upsetting than someone who decides to bail minutes before you’re about to go out.
Speaking of these infamous bailers I’m afraid to say this morning, I became one. Well kinda sorta. Little did I know that red eyes after a day of wearing contacts would turn into full-blown pinkeye. I mean some resident evil, 28 days shit (yum). And thus, I, the person who suggested we go out for a night of drunken fun, had to bail.
In my defence, I had a legit reason and called hours ahead of time.
If you cant go, or don’t want to go, cool. I understand, we’ve all had those days. But do not lie. 11am is a late to start work. If you felt sick why didn’t you say so earlier.
Lying is an art form that I’m not ashamed to say, I have yet to master.
-Forty Five <3